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PROOF ONLINE POKER IS RIGGED!!!



One can hardly read any poker forum without running across individuals

claiming that this or that site is [b]rigged.[/b] Usually they are

humiliated with the forum experts rudely telling them that the reason they're

losing is because they aren't good poker players. I'm sad to say that I used to

be one of those so called experts. I was one of the doubters until I actually caught one

site cheating.



If you view the image below it looks like a normal hand being played (certain

information has been dedacted to protect the innocent).







It looks normal unless you really examine the photo. Using some highly

classified vector digital imaging software from the CIA I picked up on eBay for

$50, I caught the dealer dealing off the bottom of the deck. I was as shocked as

anyone but it all made sense once I thought about it. Notice in the picture

above how they put that little box in front of the players sitting to the right

and left of the dealer so as to obstruct their view. Players sitting that close

would normally catch a dishonest dealer but conveniently the software blocks

their view. Coincidence? Hardly!



Just look what I discovered!





DEALING OFF THE BOTTOM OF THE DECK!







But that wasn't the only cheating I caught. Notice the

player to the right of the dealer in Seat 1. Notice anything out of place?

Neither did I at first. But again, I used my imaging software to get a close up

and guess what I see?



A CARD UP PLAYER #1s SLEEVE!!







He's got a card hidden up his sleeve! I guess it should have been obvious

after his fourth pocket aces in a row.



So now I have proof that online poker is rigged and if

anybody tries to tell you differently, they're in on

it!